Charles: You're right, it's pretty gross. You don't bake bread. Let me take it off your hands.
Gina: Oh, Charles. [laughing] Charles, Charles, Charles. You already showed your cards, baby boy. You know how badly you want this, so you're gonna have to pay for it.
Charles: Gina, please.
Gina: No, I'll take $10,000.
Charles: What? Are you out of your mind?
Gina: Probably.
Charles: You don't even want that. You said it smelled like death.
Gina: I thought it did, but now [sniffs] [groans] Smells like opportunity.
Charles: Ugh.
Gina: Oh, God, it really does smell bad. My eyes hurt.

Charles: Don't you understand what will happen if they find out? Gina, they will banish you from the family. No more Boyle activities. No Christmas cards, no Thanksgiving cards, no Valentine's cards. That's right, imagine a Valentine's Day with no cards from your cousins.
Gina: Oh, my God. This is a dream come true. You think I can get out of all the family vacations too? Because let's be honest, Charles, Aruba was the worst thing that's ever happened. How do all 18 of you have sleep apnea?

Gina: Anyway, I don't have time for your sob story, okay? I blew a tire on the way here, so I have to call a tow truck.
Amy: A tow truck? What? You don't know how to change a tire? I am so disappointed. That is a life skill that every woman should have.
Gina: Condescending and untrue.

Amy: Hello, Gina.
Gina: Ugh! I knew a truck carrying Khloe Kardashian jeans didn't overturn in the parking garage.

Amy: The only thing that's overturned is your decision to not learn how to fix a tire.
Gina: Why won't you let this go?
Amy: My parents wanted me to learn how to change a tire, and I thought it was a waste of time. Like any other 16-year-old girl, all I wanted to do was sit in my room alone reading books on U.S. history.
Gina: Ugh, every story about your childhood makes me so sad.

Gina: Right, well, I would love to give you that info, but there's one little problem. I signed a non-disclosure agreement, which bars me from revealing his identity.
Amy: Wait, is he famous?
Gina: [chuckles]
Charles: Is it Batali?
Sergeant Jeffords: Charles, she can't say. Is it Batali?
Gina: Legally, I cannot say. I'm so sorry, guys, but I can give you a hint, and that hint is: He real famous. [all gasp] Ooh, y'all are agog. Textbook agog. Come on, fetus, let's bounce.

Gina: Okay, the jurors found that super compelling. Just an update.
Jake: Thanks, Gina.
Gina: So, like, you're not making a good first impression.
Jake: Right. Thank you.
Gina: No doubt.

Gina: Jake! Charles! Captain wants to see you! I cannot get through this room anymore, so I'm yelling everything now. Nancy, Captain said you can go to your psychologist this morning. You're clear! Get your head right.

Captain Holt: Oh, that must be the camera crew, here to set up the remote.
Gina: Oh, but you're not ready. This is gonna be like "The King's Speech," before he lost all that weight or whatever. I haven't seen that movie.

Charles: But Jake, how can you be excited to return to your high school, the scene of Tattlegate?
Amy: What's Tattlegate? Why haven't I heard anything about it?
Charles: It was junior year and Jake was riding high-
Jake: Charles, no one wants to hear this story ... from you. It was junior year, and Jake was riding high. Sophomore year was rough, but now I was back with a hot new look: an earring and long hair.
Gina: Which was my look, and he just copied it.

Mikey Joseph: Anyway, how are you, Gina? What have you been up to?
Gina: Nothing crazy. Yeah, just writing those "Thor" movies.
Mikey Josephy: Seriously? Oh, my God. Tell me everything.
Gina: Legally, I can't get into it too much, but just know that the next one will have a lot more full frontal.
Mikey Joseph: Well, if you need some ska for your soundtrack-
Gina: Oh! This is them. This is Marvel. They probably want to talk about "Thor 4: More Thor." I gotta take this.

Gina: After my initial design, they said it couldn't be done. They said it was too tall, too flashy building codes, bureaucracy. Cut to the Freedom Tower as you see it today.

Gina: So then I said to Steve, "What if we drop the '-lications,' just call them 'apps'?"
Laura: That's incredible. Do you miss him?
Gina: Oh, every day, Laura. Every day.

Quentin Chase: What you been working on?
Gina: Currently, I have been working on an app called Toddler. It's like Tinder, but for toddlers. Tinder for toddlers.
Quentin Chase: I like it. How are you gonna spell that? How many D's?
Gina: Five.

Gina: Q. Get off the phone. Now, I'm not sure how serious you were about funding, but I should tell you there's 103 other bidders.
Quentin Chase: Oof, I am not a fan of getting into bidding wars.
Gina: Then don't make an offer, 'cause I want babies on my app, but not in my boardroom. Oh, damn, Gina.
Quentin Chase: Did you just "oh, damn" yourself?
Gina: Someone had to.