Gina: Charles will tell you believe that Aruba isn't for the Boyles, but picture this: one long banana boat with the 15 of us on it, holding each other by the waist, having the time of our damn lives.

Gina: Y'all know I got y'all aqua socks! Oh! Size 7s for everybody.

Sam: Well, it was a real hard decision, but ultimately we decided the Boyles are going to Aruba!
Gina: All right, Sam, well, I'm happy to hear that. I think the sun's gonna be really good for everyone's psoriasis.

Amy: Okay, but if you know he's depressed, then why are you being so hard on him?
Gina: Don't worry, I got this. Just clear the lane and let Gina do her thing.
Amy: What? Ugh. [rattling] Gina? You locked me in.
Gina: Going to lunch.
Amy: Gina, you know I'm very claustrophobic.

Jake: Besides, my place is cheaper and it's in a cooler neighborhood.
Gina: Yeah. That neighborhood is technically called Cobblestink.

Gina: Ugh! You think you guys have it rough. I've been stuck here listening to crazy Rob spew his insane garbage.
Rosa: What happened to your positive attitude, Abdala?
Gina: Don't even say that name, all right? I tweeted him and got nothing.
Meanwhile, Rob tweets him some crap about lizard-people, he's like, "Oh, retweet, oh, fave" everything.

Rob: I just told him I saw one of them slip back into his lizard home under the streets. That's where they make their soup.
Captain Holt: Oh, my God. He's onto something.
Gina: Captain, don't try to be nice by giving a crazy person a voice. Plus, we've already learned that human rights are crap.

Gina: What about me? Like, what should I do?
Captain Holt: I just thought maybe you could take it easy. It's your first day and-
Gina: I'll have you know, I am as strong physically as I have ever been. Stronger even.
Sergeant Jeffords: You already did this.
Gina: Yeah, I have short-term amnesia. I got hit by a bus. But don't worry. I am as strong physically as I have ever been stronger even.
Sergeant Jeffords: Fine. You can help me with the copier.

Gina: I'm not saying you're lying, Mr. Jeffords, but if that's how things went down, why is Veronica so angry, you stupid liar?
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't know.
Gina: You don't know? Well, we could stay here all night until your story starts making sense.

Sergeant Jeffords: You're not giving us any new cases? There's nothing to work on. Damn it! So this is how it ends.
Gina: Well, every ending is a new beginning. [chuckles] Another great Gina Linetti entrance. You better savor these while you still can, sarge.

Sergeant Jeffords: Gina, I am not in the mood. How are you so unaffected by all this?
Gina: Because I have already moved on. I'm devoting my energy to my new project, Ginazon. It's a one-stop online portal for my legions of followers.
Speaking of whom, what's up G-Hive? It's Queen Gee. So I'm gonna prank all my coworkers.
Sergeant Jeffords: That sounds like a bad idea for an already crappy day.
Gina: Fine, sarge. I won't do it. I will do it, so you can count this as my first prank I guess, unofficially.

Sergeant Jeffords: I see you filming, Linetti. What's in the yogurt?
Gina: Normal stuff. Nothing you'd use to make a sidewalk with.

Captain Holt: So if Sharon's still out of town, who's, uh, looking out for Cagney and Lacey?
[cut to Gina and Rosa tied to chairs as Cagney and Lacey dance around them]
Rosa: Argh!
Gina: Argh!

Gina: Oh, my God, it's like a She-Scully.

Charles: Gina. I just got an email from the council of cousins. Tina Boyle is contesting the will.
Gina: So?
Charles: So he's coming here right now with an officer of the court. The mother dough is to be placed in protective custody until the matter is resolved.
Gina: Yeah, it's resolved. I cooked it.