Quote from the episode Jake and Sophia
Rosa: I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck.
Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games
Jake: So Jimmy Jabs, huh? What do you say we make it interesting this year? Aha! We could play for Katie's number.
Rosa: No. Is this why you wanted to do Jimmy Jabs?
Jake: No. Yes. Why? What gave it away?
Rosa: You said, "aha" and snapped your fingers.
Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games
Captain Holt: No one has anything to say?
Rosa: Captain, what you just saw was the Jimmy Jab games. It's a bunch of dumb contests we play to kill the time. Nobody even cares who wins.
Amy: I won!
Rosa: It's stupid, but we like it.
Quote from the episode Chocolate Milk
Rosa: Where were you? This is chaos. Gina's been filing evidence by "perp hotness."
Quote from the episode Chocolate Milk
Charles: I'm so sorry, I just got some bad news. My sister was gonna go with me to an engagement party but she had to cancel.
Rosa: So go alone. Maybe you'll meet some new bag.
Charles: It's my ex-wife Eleanor's engagement party. I can't go alone. I'm worried it might seem a little pathetic.
Rosa: Yeah, if only you could've gone with your sister.
Quote from the episode Unsolvable
Rosa: We put a lot effort into making this place nice. Look, weird crystals.
Quote from the episode Tactical Village
Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about. Like he's a good listener.
Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Rosa: I don't know, real stuff. Like the shape of his ass.
Quote from the episode Tactical Village
Sergeant Jeffords: Talk to him, that's what friends do.
Rosa: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Rosa: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
Quote from the episode The Apartment
Charles: We can fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair.
Rosa: I like it. I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option.
Quote from the episode The Apartment
Rosa: Next time I catch him shaving I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.
Quote from the episode The Apartment
Rosa: Well, Lohank's a stubble monkey. I hate him and his face garbage.
Quote from the episode The Apartment
Rosa: Boyle, call an ambulance. I'm gonna do some stuff to him.
Quote from the episode The Apartment
Charles: Hey, Rosa. I want to apologize. I haven't been much fun to hang out with over the last year or so. On account of all the asking you out and smelling your hair and staring at you from point blank range.
Rosa: Yeah, you were a real weirdo.
Quote from the episode The Party
Rosa: Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.
Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather
Bill: Name's Bill Voss, just got this thing in the mail, said I won a free Bahamas cruise!
Sergeant Jeffords: Congratulations, Bill! *Holds up police badge* You have six outstanding warrants for credit fraud!
Bill: Oh, man! Can't it wait 'til I get back from the Bahamas? I won a cruise!
Rosa: You're not very bright, are you, Bill?
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