Quote from the episode The Therapist
Jake: NYPD! Open up! That's weird. The door's unlocked.
Charles: That's too bad. I love watching you pound one out.
Dr. Frederick Tate: Charles.
Charles: What? That was sexual? Which part?
Jake: All of the parts.
Quote from the episode The Set Up
Charles: Uh-oh, I know that strut. Little hip swing, playful butt bounce... Somebody made a collar!
Jake: Not loving you talking about my butt bounce, but, also, hell, yeah, someone collared a big dog!
Charles: Woof, woof!
Quote from the episode Boyle's Hunch
Jake: Hey, donut holes. Don't mind if I do.
Eurgh! Fish? Fish donuts, Boyle? What is wrong with you?
Charles: It's takoyaki. I'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls.
Quote from the episode The Bet
Deputy Chief Gerber: Detective Boyle, I just wanted to say congratulations. Your medal was well deserved.
Charles: Thank you, sir. Your breath is terrible.
Quote from the episode Old School
Charles: Rosa, I think you're nervous.
Rosa: Of course I'm nervous. What did you think was wrong?
Sergeant Jeffords: We just assumed you were a terrifying human being with a short fuse.
Charles: But if the problem is that you're nervous, that's where Charles Boyle lives, baby.
Quote from the episode The Slump
Charles: Okay, this is Ethel Musterberg from the Prospect Heights senior centre. There was an ID card in her back pocket.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why was your hand in her back pocket?
Jake: Well, she told me she didn't have any ID, and unlike Boyle my first instinct was not to caress her butt.
Charles: Frisked. I frisked her butt!
Quote from the episode New Captain
Charles: Light and breezy is how you describe a linen pant-suit. Not a relationship you care about.
Quote from the episode The Wednesday Incident
Charles: I thought he was faking it. I wanted to splash the lies out of him.
Quote from the episode Game Night
Charles: Bye Rosa. I mean, not "bi," but bye! I mean, see ya! I mean, have fun only having sex with men. Just bangin' dudes, left and right.
Quote from the episode Charges and Specs
Sergeant Jeffords: Sorry about your hand.
Charles: Thanks. It makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack.
Quote from the episode NutriBoom
Jake: I got the files. I told you it would work. Wait, what's wrong?
Charles: They formed a line, Jake. They formed a line.
Quote from the episode Christmas
Charles: Hit him in his fat, rosy cheeks.
Jake: Oh, that felt wrong.
Quote from the episode New Captain
Charles: "Bouche Manger?" Oh, small plates, casual chic ambience, no free soda refills. Oh, Jakey's going on a date.
Quote from the episode The Slump
Charles: You know some jobs take brains, some jobs take muscles, some jobs take dainty little fingers. Did I ever tell you I had to wear a woman's wedding ring?
Quote from the episode The Slump
Charles: You could eat off his shirt.
Captain Holt: Why would I ever eat off his shirt?
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