Amy: Yeah, I'd tap that. Network. I'd tap that network. That's a thing people say.

Amy: Raymond! Those slacks are a knock-out.
Oh, come on, Amy.

Amy: Yes, we did kiss each other. For reals.
Jake: Reals, reals.

Amy: My name is Isabel Cortez, I'm in for murder, 'cause some perv on the subway tried to touch me and I was like, "Did someone order a tracheotomy?"
Jake: Okay, I think that's a little too technical. We need to work on your tough talk.

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm just interested in your comings and goings, because I care about you as a friend.
Amy: Okay, friend, I went to the bathroom.
Sergeant Jeffords: Well, you were gone a long time, friend. You feeling okay, friend?
Amy: No, it was number two, and it was very intense, friend.

Rosa: "Handmaid's Tale." This is Amy. She won't shut up about how relevant that show is - in today's political landscape.
Amy: It's relevant as hell, but I'm not doing anything.

Amy: We have a bunch of fun activities planned. If we include him, it'll cheer him up, and he'll leave.
Jake: Right, but aren't most of our activities kind of geared towards couples?
Amy: Name one couples' activity that wouldn't be more fun with your boss there.
[cut to:]
Chef Kinkle: Welcome to Sensual Food Tasting: The Art of Feeding Your Lover.
Captain Holt: I feel like I don't belong here.

Amy: We should have all ambulances on call. I want an open line of communication with DOT, and I want someone from the DA down here so we don't get cases thrown out. I need a pair of sweatpants, and check again on that status update from ESU. All right, go go go!
Rosa: What do you need the sweatpants for?
Amy: My water just broke, which reminds me, we should be prepared to distribute emergency water and food.
Rosa: Your water just broke?!

Amy: This neighborhood's just amazing. Class just seeps out of every vestibule.

Super Dan: Why aren't you guys taking me seriously?
Amy: Your cape. And your tights. And your name's Super Dan. And I can sort of see your penis. And it's all just a rich tapestry.

Amy: I am terrible with kids. I haven't listened to rap music in three years. I don't know the lingo. You have to do this.

Amy: We first met five years ago, but we don't count it because-
Jake: I was dating a speedboat model at the time.
Amy: And I was dating a super-handsome comptroller of a major U.S. city.

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, can I just scootch in there to the coffee?
Amy: You can scootch your ass back in line. My coffee needs are just as important as yours.

Jake: Amy and I are gonna spend every second of our romantic cruise watching you, assuming that's okay?
Amy: Yep. That's what we're gonna do.
Jake: Yeah.
Amy: I'll just get rid of this itinerary.

Amy: Unique, New York. Unique, New York. Unique, New York. I took a Toastmasters class to prepare for tonight.