Rosa: They're twelve years old. I would have killed to have seen a bag of hands at that age.

Rosa: Hey, first things first. I swear to you we are gonna catch Doug Judy.
Jake: Yeah, I know. We did it once. We can do it again.
Rosa: No. We will catch him. More importantly, thank you. I know how hard that was to make that choice and let him get away.
Jake: No, it was an easy call. I know how much this task force means to you.
Rosa: It means so much, and it's been so stressful, and it went so well. Seriously, look at me, I cannot stop smiling. How do people do this with their faces?

Jake: Hey guys, can I tell you a secret?
Rosa: Do you know anything about my life?
Jake: No, I do not. Good point.

Rosa: What are you doing here?
Oscar Diaz: I wanted to say I'm sorry. I reacted poorly last night. This is all new to me.
Rosa: I know. But it's also not new, you know. I'm still the same person I always was.
Oscar Diaz: Well, I don't feel I know that person.
Rosa: Dad-
Oscar Diaz: My fault, not yours. I want you to be able to tell me everything. I can't promise you I'll understand. But I'm trying. I want you to know that I accept you for who you are. And I love you very, very much.
Rosa: I love you, too.
Oscar Diaz: So have you been on any dates with women, yet?
Rosa: Dad, we didn't talk about my dating life before, we don't need to talk about it now.
Oscar Diaz: Yeah, good, good. You're right.

Rosa: We could stop paying for an exterminator. It's pointless. We all have guns.

Jocelyn: You don't even apologize blow me off. You just text "Double homicide TTYL".
Rosa: Sometimes I add those little heart emojis. You know how uncomfortable that is for me.

Rosa: I don't have time for this. My girlfriend leaves in three minutes. You are ruining my life.
Jenna Pazhley: You're ruining my life. I missed my Drybar appointment without calling to cancel first. They keep record of those things.
Jake: Oh, my God, neither of your lives are being ruined. I told you I'm not on board with your psycho plan to destroy your girlfriend.
Rosa: I'm not gonna destroy her. I actually want her back. I really love her, Jake.
Jake: What? Rosa, then why'd you say all that stuff about winning the breakup?
Rosa: Because it's weak and humiliating to love someone. I lied to make myself feel strong and normal.
Jake: Right, that's definitely what came across, how normal you were being.

Amy: Ready for a kick-ass assignment?
Rosa: Hell yeah. Let's do this. Wait, what do you mean by "kick-ass"?
Amy: Holt wants us to get that block party permit.
Rosa: Damn it. I guess I'll take the knife out of my pants.

Rosa: Hey, listen. I'm taking this weekend off. Do you think you can have the new captain gone by Monday? I'm kind of over meeting new people.
Jake: Gone by Monday. Challenge accepted.

Rosa: So Jake's doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing? [to Amy] You did this to him.

Jake: You are Isaac Schwartz, my older Jewish mentor, and you are Isabel Cortez.
You're in for stabbing a man on the subway 46 times in the trachea.
Rosa: Tight.

Sergeant Jeffords: Sorry prison didn't work out.
Rosa: Eh, I'll find another use for that shiv.

Rosa: Because I'm physically attracted to him.
Jake: And that's bad?
Rosa: I'm only attracted to creeps: the Vulture, the ShamWow guy, and when I was a kid, I had a major crush on the evil Gremlin.
Jake: Stripe? Are you crazy?
Rosa: Yeah, well I'm not gonna bone Gizmo.
Jake: I would.

Rosa: Look this is a hard fight. But it's an important one. It's good that you convinced her to press charges.
Amy: But she lost the money, and she had to quit the job she loves. That's exactly what you said would happen.
Rosa: But you got the guy who assaulted her. And look over there.
Amy: Keri's coworker?
Rosa: She came forward to report an assault because she was inspired by Keri, which is exactly what you said would happen. Two steps forward, one step back is still one step forward. You wanna take her statement together?
Amy: You know it, sister.
Rosa: Yeah, don't do that.
Amy: We can be different and still have the same cause.

Rosa: So, were you able to cancel my cable?
Captain Holt: Of course. It was easy.
Rosa: Good, because I have something else. I need you to take my dog to Argentina to be with Adrian on his ranch. Now, I know what you're gonna ask me, and the answer is no, I don't have a map of the booby traps, but I can tell you how he thinks.