Sergeant Jeffords: Can I be honest? Precinct's not the same without you. The Vulture's the worst. My mango yogurt-
Captain Holt: Yes, you already mentioned the yogurt.
Sergeant Jeffords: 'Cause it's important!

Sergeant Jeffords: This is just 18 shots of espresso. It got me through the first three months of having twins, but I imagine it'll sober you up too.

Rosa: So, what should I do?
Amy: Maybe don't jump to conclusions.
Sergeant Jeffords: No! Interrogate him! Follow the flan, Rosa. Follow the flan.
Rosa: Right. Follow the flan.

Kevin: I have an EpiPen back at the house. Would you call someone to have them bring it?
Sergeant Jeffords: There's no reception. I'll just run back. I haven't done cardio in 20 years. How hard can it be? [runs] It's immediately awful!

Sergeant Jeffords: Is this gonna be one of those scavenger hunts, Boyle? 'Cause that pasta pot isn't filling itself.

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm hungry!
Charles: Oh, you're in luck; the fanny pack is filled with granola.
Jake: Mmm! Loose granola.
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't want fanny granola! I want steaks and whiskey!

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm Terry Jeffords, and when I put my mind to something, I do it. My resting heart rate is six. Six!

Gina: I know who your leak is. What? I looked up the reporter who published the crime numbers, and I noticed you two follow each other online.
Sergeant Jeffords: He followed me, and you know I'm a proud member of team follow-back.

Sergeant Jeffords: You think people will believe he threw himself in the garbage?

Sergeant Jeffords: Amy, you are ready to be teaching others.
I made a call. You're going to be a mentor.
Amy: Oh my God. Sergeant, I'm so sorry for ever questioning your integrity. Thank you so much-
Sergeant Jeffords: No, no, no, stand back. Look, I'm still very scared of you.

Sergeant Jeffords: Can't you just let him off with a warning? Sometimes, being as tough as possible doesn't lead to the best outcome.
Rosa: This isn't Cagney calling Lacey a poopy-head. I'm not just gonna give him a time-out.
Sergeant Jeffords: Time-out? Are you kidding? "Poopy-head" means no "Doc McStuffins" for a week! Terry hates bathroom talk.

Sergeant Jeffords: I swear, if they mess up this case, Jake, it's on you.
Jake: They're detectives. They've been on the force for 500 years. They know what they're doing.
Sergeant Jeffords: The only item on Scully's calendar for the entire year is "eat peanut butter."
Jake: Yeah, we got to find them.

Jake: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the precinct escaped convict number one! Terry, where's the music? That was the cue.
Sergeant Jeffords: I didn't have that Queen song on my phone. I wasn't gonna pay $1.99 for it.

Sergeant Jeffords: Well, since you're not in prison, you can help us. We're gonna throw a fake funeral to draw out our FBI guy.
Rosa: Good plan. I always thought it would be funny to kill somebody at a funeral [laughs]
Sergeant Jeffords: Also, you're gonna have to play the grieving fiancée.
Rosa: What?
Sergeant Jeffords: So you may not be sad, but you're gonna need to look it.
Rosa: Fine. Boo hoo.
Sergeant Jeffords: Maybe we'll get you a real thick veil or something.

Amy: Terry also loved the show. This is him.
Sergeant Jeffords: No, no, I love Elisabeth Moss. Terry thought the show was too bleak.