Gina: And the very fact that you have him on trial is cat-doing- Home Alone-face.

Amy: I'm horrible at this. When can we stop?
Jake: I'm horrible at this-
Amy: I know, I know. Title of my sex tape.
Jake: Huh. Well done. Title of my sex tape.

Jake: Fine, here's my gun and badge.
Captain Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet. You're on administrative leave.
Jake: You never let me do anything cool.

Gina: Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.

Gina: Forget your ex with meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.

Jake: Okay, but just so you know, I think you're both wrong. Self dismissed.

Charles: I'm settling into the darkness nicely. (To Rosa) I definitely get you now.

Gina: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

Jake: How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?

Gina: No, it's not okay. Babylon hath fallen. Charles betrayed us and I will make him pay for it.

Jake: Good news, sergeant. I figured out what we're gonna work on this weekend.
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm working on spending time with my family. We're having a fancy tea party. I am the king of Origami napkins.

Rosa: We put a lot effort into making this place nice. Look, weird crystals.

Gina: Okay, but if you do lie, you can't go wrong with dental emergency. Or death of a triplet. Now, that one you can use twice. Smart.

Gina: Plus, the toilet paper is triple ply.
Charles: It turns anyone's bottom into a VIP.

Rosa: Are those thumbtacks? What the hell, Scully?
Scully: I thought they'd make good confetti.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why?