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Quote from Jake in the episode Honeymoon

Jake: Guess who just got paid, y'all. That's right. We got stacks on stacks on stacks.
Charles: Whoa. Where's all that cash from?
Jake: Well, my brilliant wife found a crazy loophole called "wedding insurance."
Amy: It's very common. It's like renter's insurance.
Jake: Oh, my God. Do we have that too?
Amy: Yes.
Jake: You are a wizard.

Quote from Charles in the episode Honeymoon

Charles: Well, you know who didn't think it was a good run? My daddy, Lynn Boyle. He's inconsolable.
Gina: Well, I'm sure he'll get over it.
Charles: No, Boyles don't "get over it." It becomes part of us. It lives within us. It eats us out.

Quote from Amy in the episode Honeymoon

Amy: Not getting the job you want stinks. In first grade, I was passed over for line leader, and I'm still pissed. Kyle D.'s lines had curves and gaps and cutting galore. It was a frickin' carnival.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Honeymoon

Captain Holt: I tried to suck it up and go back to work. I put on my uniform and got in my car. And next thing I knew, I was on a plane to Mexico. I didn't even pack a bag. I bought a bundle of novelty shirts at a nearby gift shop.
This one says, "What's up, beaches?" Instead of "bitches" for humor reasons.
Amy: But you hate humor.
Captain Holt: Well, I'm a joke now, so it suits me.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Honeymoon

Amy: This place is so romantic.
Jake: Yeah, and so intimate.
Captain Holt: Don't worry. I'm not listening to you. I'm just thinking about how this sea bass is cold but not as cold and cruel as the hands of fate that have thrust my entire life into darkness.
Jake: Ah, damn it. I just ordered the sea bass.

Quote from Jake in the episode Honeymoon

Amy: He's leaving. Our plan worked.
Jake: We saved our own honeymoon, and fun bonus, we cheered up Holt.
Amy: Yes. Okay, it's time to celebrate. You know what that means. This B needs a C in her A.
Jake: Oh, my God.
Amy: This babe needs a coconut in her arms.
Jake: Oh, I thought you were saying this [bleep] needs a [bleep] in her [bleep].
Amy: Oh, my God.
Jake: Yeah, that was my reaction.

Quote from Jake in the episode Honeymoon

Jake: Ahh, hey there, Captain. Haven't seen you looking this happy since they picked up "The Durrells in Corfu" for a fourth season.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Honeymoon

Captain Holt: Yes, well, I've reached the best part of every vacation: reviewing the charges.

Quote from Hitchcock in the episode Honeymoon

Captain Holt: No, I mean, quitting permanently, I'm putting in my resignation as soon as I get back home. I better hurry if I want to be at the airport six hours ahead of my flight.

Quote from Amy in the episode Honeymoon

Captain Holt: What the hell is going on?
Jake: I can't let you quit.
Captain Holt: Yes, but why the candles and rose petals?
Jake: Wuh-oh.
Amy: Is that Mr. McClane I hear? 'Cause someone's about to Die Har- Oh, my God.
Why is Captain Holt here?
Jake: Because he's gonna- Wait, are you dressed like Bonnie Bedelia in "Die Hard?"
Amy: I am.
Jake: For sexy reasons?
Amy: Yes.
Jake: Oh, boy.

Quote from Jake in the episode Honeymoon

Amy: What? You're quitting?
Captain Holt: Yes, I am.
Amy: No, you're not. We're keeping you right here.
Captain Holt: How are you going to do that? Physically restrain me?
Amy: Great idea. Is there anything in Charles's box of nightmares that could be used to tie up Holt?
Jake: Yes. Literally everything in here could be used to tie up a person.

Quote from Scully in the episode Honeymoon

Scully: Hey, Gina. Did you see "Real Housewives" last night? If she says no, then ask about "Below Deck."
Gina: What are you doing?
Scully: She's getting suspicious, Scully. Act natural.
Gina: Are you wearing an earpiece?
Scully: Tell her no. Scully, stop saying what I'm saying. Be normal.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Honeymoon

Jake: Yeah, and your new shirt is very aggressive and confusing. Is the pineapple the slut, or is it calling someone else a slut?
Captain Holt: Clearly the pineapple is the slut.
Jake: Huh.

Quote from Rosa in the episode Hitchcock & Scully

Rosa: I've said "excuse me" more times this morning than I have in my entire life. Twice!

Quote from Gina in the episode Hitchcock & Scully

Gina: Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti.
Captain Holt: Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti.
Gina: Faster.
Captain Holt: GinaLinettispaghetticonfetti.
Amy: Captain Holt.
Gina: Uh, yeah, can't you see we're in the middle of something?

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