Captain Holt: How do we get close enough without attracting attention?
Madeline Wuntch: Could dance. You must know some moves. You were mentioned by name in the "Monster Mash."

Amy: Oh, wait. Before we decide Scully, what's your basement like?
Scully: Bunch of old Victorian wallpaper that came with the house. I tried to peel it off, but the wall underneath was covered with fingernail scratches.
Amy: Ooh.

Jake: Look, sir, I've explained this. Wuntch is the only one that can get close to Kelly. We need her.
Captain Holt: Okay. The worm pile stays.

Sergeant Jeffords: She's still standing there.
Rosa: Oh, since we got time, you wanna talk about your good-bye party? Will you eat a cake, or does it have to be boneless chicken breast?
Sergeant Jeffords: Sure. 70-year-old Terry can eat whatever he wants. You are talking about my retirement party, right? 20 years from now.
Rosa: Dude, you know I'm not talking about that. What do you think is gonna happen at the end of the week?
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't know, but I do know what's gonna happen right now. Topic change. You ever wonder where wind starts? I have. Wind is crazy.
Rosa: You need to face facts.
Sergeant Jeffords: About wind? I'm trying, but you won't engage. Why you in denial about wind, Rosa?

Madeline Wuntch: You don't trust me, I don't trust you. The mission is off.
Here's your bug back. It's not an actual bug, so don't eat it, you lizard.
Captain Holt: Ha! You didn't specify the subspecies of lizard. I won that round!

Madeline Wuntch: What the hell, Raymond? You were following me?
Captain Holt: I don't know what you're talking about. I've been here the whole time.
Madeline Wuntch: My mistake. These two goons were carrying a dirty old mop that looked exactly like you.

Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Oh, man. I can't believe this wild ride's over. We've changed so much. You know, when we started out, we were just Charles the jock, Amy the rebel, Captain Silly Pants, Talky-talky Rosa, Terry the stoner, and C.J. the ringleader.
Amy: I'm not sure you're nailing these.

Jake: Okay, I smoothed things over with Madeline, and she's agreed to rejoin the Suicide Squad.
Captain Holt: Oh, goody gumdrops. But do we even need her? What does she bring to the table?
Madeline Wuntch: 30 years of police experience.
Captain Holt: I have 33.
Madeline Wuntch: I earned a Police Combat Cross.
Captain Holt: I have a Medal of Honor.
Madeline Wuntch: I own the record for most arrests as a uniformed officer in NYPD history.
Captain Holt: You got me there of course, I never spent much time in uniform because I was promoted to detective after one month.
Madeline Wuntch: They're not allowed to do that. It's against the rules.
Captain Holt: It's also against the rules to let a pile of worms wear a uniform, and yet here you stand.

Rosa: You know, I know I just got here, but it feels like everything's falling apart.
Jake: No, everything's going great, Rosa.
Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, cool. I'm not the only one that's in denial. It's catching on.

Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
Jake: What the [bleep]?
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: You'll never get me alive! Help! Help! Somebody call the police! Here, take her. Take her instead of me. No, don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me. Oh, it's you.
Jake: Yeah, it's us. Now, get in the van.
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Oh, okay. Help!

The Vulture: You know what, Peralta? This is all your fault. A witness saw your face and now there's a police sketch of you being sent around.
Jake: Oh, please. That doesn't even look like me. The only thing that got right is my little curl, and I can just get rid of that.
Charles: Jake, you can't.
Jake: You're right. It's worth the risk to keep it.

Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Hey, could we stop and get a Slushee? It's just that you guys kinda made me drop it back there.
Amy: What the hell was that, C.J.?
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: I'm sorry! I didn't know it was you. You were supposed to be in gorilla masks.
Jake: Okay, so, let me get this straight. You thought that we were real kidnappers who showed up at the exact time that we planned a fake kidnapping?
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Exactly. You get it. He gets it.

Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Guys, stop fighting. We did it. Let's just chill and play some "Madden."

Jake: The point is, without any good leads, Kelly will give the order to use the stingray an order that we will record thanks to our very own Madeline Wuntch.
Madeline Wuntch: Not possible. Kelly won't tell me anything. He won't even meet with me.
Captain Holt: Perhaps you can sneak in disguised as an old leather chair.

Jake: When C.J. goes to get his morning coffee, we will arrive and grab him. He will pretend to struggle just enough to attract attention.
[fantasy:]
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Help! Help!
[reality:]
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: I'm gonna write this down so I remember my lines.
Jake: I can see that you already have the word "milk" written on your hand. I know where this is going.
[fantasy:]
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Milk! Milk!
[reality:]
Jake: Don't do that.