Amy: Well, I was thinking we could have a ladies lunch today.
Gina: Amy, I wish I could do lunch today, but I'm currently out of town.

Gina: Okay, but if you do lie, you can't go wrong with dental emergency. Or death of a triplet. Now, that one you can use twice. Smart.

Gina: My point is, I can do anything Charles can.
Jake: Except look exactly like the body double I got for him. Bill, you can come out now.
Bill: Hi.
Gina: Okay, yeah, this pasty white guy is gonna be a problem.

Gina: Young Jeezy take the wheel!

Gina: We're throwing Terry a "Please Stay" party. My vision is a frozen yogurt machine operated by Pam Grier.

Sergeant Jeffords: We're sorry we doubted you, sir. You really saved our butts.
Captain Holt: I can't take credit for that. Gina Linetti is the real hero here.
Gina: But isn't Gina Linetti more of a state of mind? Like, in a way, we were all Gina Linetti today. Gina, let's take this Gina to the hospital.

Captain Holt: Gina, where have you been? You left your cell phone in your desk and I assumed you were dead.
Gina: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.

Gina: Attention, skeezy nobodies! Tina Knowles, Beyonce's mom-ager, has contacted me and wants to audition me tonight. I've transcended you now.

Gina: I personally like the night shift. You know who else is up right now?
Jake: Murderers? Armed robbers?
Gina: [Australian accent] Australians. It's an whole new demographic for me to conquer. [normal voice] I already have the third most followers behind Iggy Azalea and the Perth Zoo Wallaby cam.
Jake: Wow, that's pretty good.
Gina: It's not just good, Jake. [Australian accent] It's bonzer.

Gina: So I went through your feed to see what you were posting. Lot of pictures of your kids. Nobody cares. And then I found this picture you posted last week."Living that #YOGURT life." [laughs] Embarrassing. But what's even more embarrassing, Terry, is that the arrest numbers are in the photo, clear as day.

Gina: And while I generally nail everything, I'm just having trouble balancing my studies and my passion for dance.
Sergeant Jeffords: Plus, you're working full-time.
Gina: Yeah, that actually doesn't factor into it whatsoever.

Gina: Can we not do this right now, Terry? I'm in the midst of a personal tragedy.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, my God. Is everything okay with your family?
Gina: Family, what? No, this is serious. Floorgasm just came by and danced me out of the group.

Gina: Rosa, repeat after me and don't change a thing. Can I tell you the craziest story? One time I was like so drunk-
Rosa: [parroting Gina] And this meathead comes up to me. And his body is hot, but his face is like okay. So I'm like, what?
Gina: And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas.
Rosa: [parroting Gina] Take me to the Bahamas first and then we'll see what happens, okay?
Gina: I was only with him because he drove a Jaguar.
Rosa: [parroting Gina] Turns out it was a Mercury with a Thundercat taped to the hood.
Gina: And that relationship lasted for three months.
Rosa: [parroting Gina] I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart when he went to prison for life.

Gina: Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti.
Captain Holt: Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti.
Gina: Faster.
Captain Holt: GinaLinettispaghetticonfetti.
Amy: Captain Holt.
Gina: Uh, yeah, can't you see we're in the middle of something?

Gina: Bill, but you got to stand like me. I'm kind of like a young Brando, so give it that energy. Okay, yeah. You're doing the best you can with the tools that you have.