Rosa: Adrian Pimento was very special for me. And now he's gone. And I'm starting to realize there's nothing I can do to bring him back. I guess life is gonna suck for a while.

Rosa: [impersonating Holt eating a marshmallow] The sugar in this is quite sweet.

Rosa: Dude, you can't go through life trying not to get hurt.
You should try to be happy.
Charles: So you think I should look for someone I can have emotional intercourse with?
Rosa: I wish you hadn't said it like that, but yeah.

Amy: And secondly, it's a drinking game. Get a question wrong, do a shot. Oh, and the questions? They're all about Rosa.
Charles: But none of us know anything about Rosa.
Rosa: Everyone's about to get real hammered.

Rosa: Oh, my God. You friended the vulture?
Amy: Well, he's not telling us anything, so it was the only way to figure out what he likes.
Rosa: Maybe this will help. He just said his favorite color is underboob.

Rosa: Your hard work just paid off.
Amy: The vulture is in a band? "Fantastic Jack and the Junkyard Rats."
Rosa: Just when I thought he couldn't be any more the worst, he out the worsts himself.

Captain Holt: Diaz, congratulations on moving on to the second round, said I, sarcastically.
Rosa: Oh, you're still in this. I knew a uniformed officer had been eliminated, I just couldn't remember which one.
Captain Holt: Okay, we're both great at insults. Let's move on. Tell me, why do you wanna win this game so badly?
Rosa: Honestly... I guess I still feel like my parents don't accept my sexuality. And winning this will let me prove to myself that as long as I feel good about who I am, that's all that matters.
Captain Holt: That's a load of dung. You processed that parent stuff a year ago.
Rosa: You're right, we're going to Drag Brunch this Sunday.

Sergeant Jeffords: It feels like you're being a little harsh.
Rosa: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.

Rosa: You're what sneezes are!

Rosa: I can disable the security DVRs, but I need some way of getting to a station unnoticed.
Captain Holt: I have an idea on how to smuggle you in, but it'll be a tight fit.
Rosa: I'm flexible. I do a lot of yoga.
Jake: You do yoga?
Rosa: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.
Jake: Okay. Great. Good plan. I won't ask you about it again.

Amy: Wait, you didn't sign up last year, either. Or the year before. Are you afraid of needles?
Rosa: I don't like being stabbed by someone so they can steal my blood. I'm crazy.

Rosa: Seriously, you guys should stand up once in a while. You know, for your hearts.

Amy: Oh, my God, Teddy is boring people out of the competition, and he doesn't even realize it. Can't let him get to you, Rosa.
Rosa: It's fine, I can handle boring. We're friends.

Rosa: Look, man, no one's ever gonna see that footage. The case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your-
Charles: Bennie and the Jets.
Rosa: Sure. Whatever.

Rosa: Congratulations on getting the record.
Sergeant Jeffords: What are you talking about? I came up short. Hitchcock beat me. What are all these?
Rosa: B&E I worked last year. You noticed a clue I missed. Arson I solved last summer. You gave me advice on how to break the guy in interrogation. Blackmail from '09. You said the nanny did it, and guess what, the nanny did it.
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't understand.
Rosa: You didn't just work your own cases. You helped me and Jake and Charles and Amy. There are hundreds of cases that wouldn't have been solved without you. You add all that up, that's a record nobody's ever gonna touch. Congratulations, Mr. Nine-Nine.
Sergeant Jeffords: Thanks, Diaz.