Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode AC/DC
Sergeant Jeffords: Woah. That is not a pimp walk, that's a limp walk.
Quote from Gina in the episode AC/DC
Gina: Yes, this is wonderful. The dinner's not for four days and you're already freaking out.
Quote from Gina in the episode AC/DC
Gina: Uh-oh, Amy. Train's moving real slow. We're gonna be epically late. Keep your reaction short and to the point. I'm running out of mem.
Quote from Gina in the episode AC/DC
Amy: Did we steal these sunglasses?
Gina: No, you paid the bodega guy $200 for them and his shirt.
Amy: That explains why I have a triple-XL Scarface hoodie on my couch.
Quote from Jake in the episode Det. Dave Majors
Jake: Juicy. Juicy. Good call. Good call. Tight. Tight. Tight.
Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Det. Dave Majors
Captain Holt: I suggest putting that caffeine towards something more productive than "kissing".
Quote from Gina in the episode Det. Dave Majors
Gina: Look at you. You're like the wise, old owl from those lollipop commercials.
Quote from Charles in the episode The Chopper
Charles: Sorry guys, I've got this in the bag. I used to have to distract her from her phone all the time when we were smooshing booties.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Chopper
Amy: I am terrible with kids. I haven't listened to rap music in three years. I don't know the lingo. You have to do this.
Quote from Jake in the episode The Chopper
Charles: Ooh, I can't wait to read that book. What are you gonna call it? "Go ahead, Jake my day".
Jake: No, yours is much better.
"Case closed, Jake open".
I know. I said yours was better.
Quote from Jake in the episode The Chopper
Captain Holt: That's enough chit chat, already.
Jake: Come on. How many people have to die before you start having fun?
Quote from Jake in the episode Johnny and Dora
Rosa: Jake, you need a jacket or something.
Charles: Well, Scully left his sports coat back there. Oh, but it'll never fit Jake's athletic body.
Unless.
Jake: No, I don't want to do that.
Charles: You have to.
Jake: I'm not going to do it.
Charles: You're doing it.
Amy: What do you have to do?
Jake: Don Johnson it.
Quote from Amy in the episode Johnny and Dora
Amy: We first met five years ago, but we don't count it because-
Jake: I was dating a speedboat model at the time.
Amy: And I was dating a super-handsome comptroller of a major U.S. city.
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