Captain Holt: Is this seat taken? You really gonna do this, Diaz?
Rosa: My name is Rachel Weinstein. I am a graduate student on sabbatical to study birds at the University of Buenos Aires.
Captain Holt: You know, Cornell has a far better ornithology department, and it's right here in New York.
Rosa: Cornell has accused me of robbing a bank and is gonna send me to jail for 15 years.
Captain Holt: I guess we're dropping the metaphor.

Samuel Miller: Where are Jack and Rosa?
Gina: I don't know. I'm getting worried, because the jury's getting restless, especially juror number 4. She'd rather be in Lake Havasu with her new boyfriend, Derek. I didn't get that from her face. I was eavesdropping by the vending machine.

Captain Holt: So what happened?
Rosa: I guess I wasn't ready to say good-bye to my family.
Captain Holt: Good. Neither were we.
Gina: Now what I'm picking up on is just a genuine moment of friendship and respect. And now I'm feeling like you wish I would stop analyzing you 'cause I'm ruining the moment. But you guys are so cute. I love you.

Gina: The jury's like, "Oh, snap, a twist." Like, they love twists. Any great trial has a twist.

Jake: Lead the way, hombre. Hey, if you name a character after me, that could be his catch phrase.

Jake: Hi-do-ho there, Charlie old boy. Come have a seat.
Charles: Beanbags? But these are happy seats. Why are you happy? Oh, my God, you figured out how to save the precinct. [gasps] You got a juicy case. You juiced this mama.

Jake: Okay, we got chocolate-chocolate, chocolate-vanilla, and my personal favorite, a bowl full of cake batter.
Amy: And loads o' movies. Eh?
Lacey: We don't want to do that.
Jake: Uh, maybe you didn't hear us correctly. We've got cake. We've got movies. It's time to party!
Lacey: Is being black bad?
Cagney: We're black. Are we gonna get in trouble like Daddy?
Amy: Jake, can I talk to you for a second?
Jake: Yes, please.

Jake: I know, and I'm sorry you didn't have more fun this weekend. But it's not over, and we are still in Rochester.
Captain Holt: What are you saying?
Jake: I think you know what I'm saying.
[at the Rochester Thermometer Museum:]
Captain Holt: What a thermometer. Look at the mercury reservoir on that mamacita. Oh, Peralta, this is amazing. I'm floating on air.
Jake: Hey, everybody, get in for a picture. Excuse me, sir. Can you take a picture of us?
Captain Holt: Everybody say Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit.
Everybody: Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit.

Jake: You don't have a key for this random roof door, do you?

Matthew Langdon: Wait. I'm coming with you.
Jake: You are? You'll testify?
Matthew Langdon: Hawkins has cost me and my wife too many years of happiness. I'm not gonna let her do the same to you.
Amy: Thank you so much.
Matthew Langdon: Well, I'm gonna grab my stuff, and I'll get a few CDs. Hope you like Enya.
Jake: [gasps] Matthew Langdon, you and I are vibing so hard!