Gina: (To Amy) Did you make the cover of "Hair Pulled Back" magazine?

Gina: Ha, put it in the suck it, bucket.

Captain Holt: Even the best laid plans sometimes don't work out.
Gina: They sure don't. And now it's time for Gina's closing thoughts. Just because you wanna do something doesn't mean you get to do it. Life is chaos, success is completely arbitrary, and confidence is everything.

Gina: And the very fact that you have him on trial is cat-doing- Home Alone-face.

Amy: Boyle, I don't even have a dress.
Charles: You can wear Gina's. I'm sure it's white.
Amy: There's no way Gina was gonna wear a white dress to my wedding.
[later]
Gina: No, I definitely was.
Amy: What?
Gina: I thought you'd just wear a Grey pantsuit or something. I would never wear a Grey pantsuit to your wedding, I promise you that.

Gina: Welcome to the Boyle-free zone. Please turn off all cell phones so as not to attract any unwanted attention. Can I offer you a mint?

Gina: But watching Oprah have brunch with her strong female friends has taught me that it's okay to forgive.

Gina: No, it's not okay. Babylon hath fallen. Charles betrayed us and I will make him pay for it.

Gina: Oh, Boyle, I love that you're trying to up your sex game, but strength is not your issue. Stop humming. And it does not turn me on when you bend over and back up into me.

Sergeant Jeffords: Maybe you leaked it.
Gina: Excuse me?
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm not saying you did it on purpose. Maybe you left the file on the subway. I mean, you don't take your job very seriously.
Gina: Whoa. We're about to have our first fight as a couple, Terrence. First of all, I take my job very seriously. That's why I'm here right now, helping you, and I'm the only one doing it. Or, I was, until you insulted me. Now watch me walk away. I said watch me!

Scully: She's my soul mate, Amy.
Gina: So she doesn't like you. It happens. I mean, not to me, but not everyone has my combination of elegance and charm and grace and poise, and then just gif-ability. Some would say "jif," but then some would also say "syrup."

Gina: Nobody can ever know that we had sex, all right. I have spent years cultivating a reputation as somebody who sleeps with bike messengers or better.

Captain Holt: We need your help, Gina.
Gina: Gina, ugh, I haven't heard that name in a long time.
Sergeant Jeffords: It's on your jacket.
Gina: I know, but no one says it out loud and my baby can't read. Which, I'm told is normal for a ten-week-old.

Rosa: Whose idea is best?
Charles: Excellent question. Here's a rundown of mine, the "elevator pitch," if you will. Has this ever happened to you? You show up at a bachelorette party-
Gina: Ding, the elevator doors closed. No one can hear you. We cannot hear you.

Jake: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago; he was so rich, he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.
Gina: You mean like a dining room?
Jake: Yeah, but in Manhattan.
Gina: Oh, dang.