Gina: Ahem. Hello, boys. Welcome to your own office. I hear you're trying to make the precinct more efficient.
Sergeant Jeffords: Gina, what are you doing in the Captain's chair?
Captain Holt: Please. I am open to any ideas about efficiency.
Gina: I have narrowed the problem down to one location. The Holt-Jeffords vortex. Things would go a lot faster if the two of you did less experimenting and more working. And I'm not the only one who thinks that.

Jake: Ah, Santiago. Before you go in there, there's something I have to say. I'm sorry I said you were a bad partner. I was the bad partner. The truth is, our job isn't always great. I mean, sometimes it sucks. But it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you. So when you said you were gonna leave, I freaked out, and that was dumb. I should've been more supportive. You're a great Detective, and they'd be lucky to have you. In fact, if it helps, I wrote you a letter of recommendation, which is riddled with spelling errors, I might add. Including the word, "recommendation," which is just... I don't have to tell you about that. There's no way there's four "m"s in that word, right?

Gina: What about dress-up shorts? For instance, the kind Jen Aniston might wear.
Sergeant Jeffords: No, those are still shorts. No shorts.

Amy: Raymond! Those slacks are a knock-out.
Oh, come on, Amy.

Hitchcock: Here, wear my shirt. I was gonna take it off anyway.

Captain Holt: Can I help you?
Jake: Argh. Captain, I didn't hear you silently sneak up on me.

Sergeant Jeffords: This morning he finally corrected the barista when she called him "Charl-eaze". He's been living as "Charleaze Broil" for five years!

Jake: Whoa, whoa. You'd be my landlady? You're Gina. Your lifelong dream is to be on Wife Swap. You call gum the dentist. You think Ray J is a national treasure.

Charles: Hey, Rosa. I want to apologize. I haven't been much fun to hang out with over the last year or so. On account of all the asking you out and smelling your hair and staring at you from point blank range.
Rosa: Yeah, you were a real weirdo.

Jake: Hot! Hot! Spicy cake. Why?
Charles: That's Habanero pepper frosting because our marriage is going to sizzle.

Gina: Or you could just lie to Captain Holt. That's my policy for everything and it always works.

Gina: Plus, the toilet paper is triple ply.
Charles: It turns anyone's bottom into a VIP.

Charles: Since when are you two in to being such good detectives?
Scully: Since it came to secret bathrooms.

Gina: This is easy. Boyle needs a little rebound nooki. Eggplant emoji. Rosa, you wanna get on that?

Sergeant Jeffords: Well, Scully, Hitchcock and Daniels, they're pretty much worthless. But they make good coffee.