Brooklyn Nine-Nine Catchphrases

A collection of quotes featuring Brooklyn Nine-Nine catchphrases like "Noice", "Smort", "Toit", "Nine Nine!", "Terry loves...", "Cool, cool, cool", "No doubt, no doubt", "Bingpot!", and "Why?!"

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode The Chopper

Captain Holt: Bingpot!

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Defense Rests

Jake: Please Sarge, just come. Do it for me. Do it for love.
Sergeant Jeffords: Damn Jake, you know Terry loves love. I'm in.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Night Shift

Jake: But my point is this: I don't care what time it is. I'm always happy to be here. Nine-Nine! Nine-Niiine! A-Noine-Noine! I'm gonna keep doing it until you guys chime in. A-Noine-Noine!

Quote from Amy in the episode The Cruise

Doug Judy: Thank God you were there, Peralta. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.
Jake: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Doug Judy: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting him out of his shell.
Amy: Tell me about it. Every time we get emotional, he's like, "Noice, smort."

Quote from Jake in the episode White Whale

Jake: Where did I put them? Let's see. I had them in my left hand, and then I went to open the trunk, so I switched to my right hand. Oh, but then I had to sneeze, and I thought, "I don't want to sneeze on these keys." Dr. Seuss. Not really, but should be. "Do not sneeze on my keys. Do not wheeze on my keys. Do not sneeze on your knees on my keys, if you please."
Sergeant Jeffords: Jake, could you please move along on this thought journey?
Jake: Yeah, right, sorry. Okay, so then I put them on top of a plastic tub, which is locked inside the car. The keys are locked inside the car!
Sergeant Jeffords: Why?!

Quote from Jake in the episode The Oolong Slayer

Jake: Okay, slayer. Prepare to go to jail for oolong time.
Captain Holt: Now say "punk."
Jake: Punk.
Captain Holt: Punk!
Jake: I said it.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Det. Dave Majors

Sergeant Jeffords: My own office. With walls!
Charles: Did you tell him Terry doesn't love walls?
Sergeant Jeffords: No, Terry loves walls.

Quote from Jake in the episode Ransom

Jake: The 92nd Street Y, I had a wonderful symposium on just that topic.
Kevin: That's it. You're getting it.
Jake: Ah, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Captain Holt: Don't say "cool," instead say "indeed."
Jake: Oh, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed. [laughs] It's weird.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode A Tale of Two Bandits

Amy: You're really gonna let these firefighters take Shaw's from us? Think of all the celebrations we've had here, all the times Terry has yelled "Nine-Nine!"
Captain Holt: I hate it when he says that. He should say, "Cheers to the Ninety-Ninth Precinct!"

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Bureau

Rosa: Time for waiting is over. Now is the time for groin-stomping.
Bob Annderson: Damn right, it is! Let's go arrest that punk.
Jake: He says "punk" just like you.
Captain Holt: Where do you think he learned it, punk?

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode The Tagger

Captain Holt: Why is there yoghurt on this?
Jake: The Deputy Commissioner threw my report in Terry's trash can, and he'd been eating yoghurt earlier.
Captain Holt: Terry loves yoghurt.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Cruise

Amy: Thank you for doing this. I love you.
Jake: Noice. Smort. I love you too.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Chopper

Jake: Bing...pot! Nope, I was gonna say bingo and then I was like jackpot's better, but then it was too late, I was half way through the word.
Charles: Bingpot works. It's taking off.
Jake: It's taking off.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode The Oolong Slayer

Charles: But these aren't bad for you. They're full of fiber and antioxidants.
Go ahead, try one.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, fine. Just one. Mmmm. Damn, these are good.
Charles: And plus, they're organic and fair trade.
Sergeant Jeffords: Terry loves responsible agricultural practices.

Quote from Charles in the episode Gintars

Gintars: It's gift for Nikolaj.
Charles: Nikolaj?
Jake: How do you know Charles's son?
Gintars: My name is Gintars. From Latvia. I am Nikolaj birth father.
Charles: Ohh! Nikolaj's birth father who I'd never hope to meet. Very cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, c-c-c-c-c [passes out]

Quote from Jake in the episode New Captain

Amy: Rule number 3: Let's not have sex right away.
Jake: Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt. Good rule. No sex. Good rule.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode The Audit

Captain Holt: Sergeant, please tell me this malfunctioning copier isn't gonna sink our precinct.
Sergeant Jeffords: I figured out how to turn it on, but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing.
Captain Holt: Perhaps it's a paper jam.
Sergeant Jeffords: And what about when the little sushi roll comes out and cuts the turtle's head off?
Captain Holt: Toner issue.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why?!

Quote from Jake in the episode The Therapist

Dr. Theresa Moore: Oh, um, can I help you?
Jake: Yes. I am... your new patient.
Dr. Theresa Moore: Garrett?
Jake: Garrett ... is my name, yes.
Dr. Theresa Moore: You're an hour and a half early.
Jake: I know. I have problems with time management. That's the issue I want to talk about.
Dr. Theresa Moore: On the phone, you said you were concerned you might have multiple personality disorder.
Jake: Yep, that too. Got buttloads of peeps living in my brain. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt. We should talk about it.

Quote from Jake in the episode Debbie

Jake: Okay so the women's gym and the cocaine have given Debbie super powers. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Det. Dave Majors

Sergeant Jeffords: What's that smell? That's lavender. Terry loves lavender.

Quote from Jake in the episode Crime & Punishment

Jake: Guilty. Very cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool..... Cool.

Quote from Gina in the episode The Last Ride

Jake: To the Nine-Nine!
All: Nine-Nine! [ll drink from their beers and spit them out, groaning]
Gina: Y'all just drank cement!

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Halloween IV

Captain Holt: Bingpot!

Quote from Amy in the episode The Bimbo

Charles: It's just that lunch is the one part of the day Commissioner Kelly hadn't ruined. People are pissed. Morale's really taken a hit.
Amy: Okay, I got this. Hey, squad. Lunch is on me today. Taking everyone out for pizza. [people cheer] And that's how you improve morale.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay. You're not the only sergeant around here. Let me help.
This side of the room, lunch is on me, and we're getting something better than pizza. Sushi! [people cheer]
Amy: Are you trying to outdo me?
Sergeant Jeffords: No, no, no. Just trying to raise morale.
Amy: Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Morale, morale, morale. Okay.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode The Bimbo

Captain Holt: Maybe the thief stood on something, like one of these drawers. Turn off the light. Maybe something will show up under UV. [Jake turns off the light, Holt shines a UV light] Bingpot!
Jake: A footprint. You did it, you brilliant bimbo.

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Jake: Anyways, you all have your assignments. Let's plan an ambush. Nine-Nine!
Everyone: Nine-Nine!
Jake: Chills, you guys. Literally, chills.

Quote from Amy in the episode Cinco De Mayo

Amy: You're having a high-grade pre-test freak out. I've been there. March 13, 2001. AP Calc test-
Jake: Ames, I hate to cut you off, but we all know where this story's going.
Amy: Oh, yeah? You know that I crapped my pants in the middle of the test?
Jake: Oh my God, no, I thought you were just gonna say you got a B+ or something.
Amy: More like a BM.
Jake: Noice.
Sergeant Jeffords: Come on, now Terry's worried about his test and his bowels!

Quote from Jake in the episode Moo Moo

Amy: Why're you smiling? That was useless.
Jake: Are you kidding me? Hitchcock and Scully just handed us a gem.
[later:]
Amy: Who wants cake?
Cagney and Lacey: Me!
Jake: And who wants to watch "101 Dalmatians" and not ask any hard-to-answer questions about your father and race?
Cagney and Lacey: Me! Me! Me!
Jake: [Jake and Amy high five] A noice.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Overmining

Jake: Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Jason Stentley has been transferred from active duty effective immediately. Captain Raymond Holt will be taking his place, and, yes, he's taking all of us with him.
Amy: You mean-
Jake: Yes, Amy. We're back on the day shift!
Sergeant Jeffords: Nine-Nine!
All: Nine-Nine!
Jake: Come on and party tonight!

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Jake: Although, you know what, since I'm here, why don't I grab, like, eight handguns, couple of shotguns, and, I don't know, three more handguns.
Wax Eagan: Can I see some ID?
Jake: Yes, of course, of course. Oh. Would you look at that? I forgot my license, but I do happen to have this big old wad-
Wax Eagan: No problem.
Jake: Hmm?
Wax Eagan: I don't need your ID. Federal database is down anyway. Wink wink.
Jake: Ah.
Wax Eagan: So how do you like your ammo? By the box or by the bucket?
Jake: Cool, cool, cool, cool. Our country is broken.

Quote from Charles in the episode The 9-8

Jake: Hey, you know what else is too tight? Us working a case together again.
Stevie: Swurt.
Jake: Whoo!
Charles: Yeah, we say "noice," not "swurt."

Quote from Jake in the episode The 9-8

Jake: Stevie Schillens, you have the right to remain-
Charles: A loser.
Jake: Noice. But, now legally, I have to start over, Charles.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Venue

Jake: A Nakatomi Plaza cake? The groom is on a licorice hose.
Amy: [as Bruce Willis] Welcome to the wedding, pal.
Jake: Oh, Amy. These nups may be getting too toit.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode The Negotiation

Captain Holt: Sergeant, a member of the Commissioner selection committee is coming in today to tour the precinct and do some interviews. Would you mind speaking with her?
Sergeant Jeffords: Of course. Terry loves answering the hard questions.

Quote from Katie Peralta in the episode DFW

Kate Peralta: Anyway, I should go. My plane's leaving. Come here.
Jake: Noice.
Kate Peralta: Toit.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode 9 Days

Nick: I don't know where Garibaldi is, all right? It's not like we were close. I was just his trainer at the gym.
Captain Holt: Then why were you always going out to dinner with him? Was he doing reps of linguine?
Jake: Noice!

Quote from Jake in the episode Show Me Going

Charles: Wait, if Boomer's not doing it, who's running the task force?
Victor Lake: Detective Brett Booth from 6-3.
Jake: Oh! Cool, cool, cool.
Charles: Uh-oh. That was your worried "cool, cool, cool." Who's Brett Booth?
Jake: We were in the academy together. During a training exercise, I shot him with a rubber bullet and somehow it got underneath his goggles and hit him in the eye. It kind of messed up his depth perception.

Quote from Jake in the episode DFW

Jake: You're right. It's gonna be great. Just got to stay positive. We're gonna see each other from across the room, we'll lock eyes, I'll say "noice," she'll say "toit," and then six months later, we'll be on "The Amazing Race" together.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode New Captain

Sergeant Jeffords: Enough! Look, Terry loves love. But Terry also loves maintaining a professional work environment.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode 99

Jake: Terry, would you do the honors?
Sergeant Jeffords: [YELLS] Why?!

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 1

Captain Holt: Well, a job is good. I know being stuck down here in Florida isn't ideal, but we need to make the best of it. In fact, I'm applying for a promotion at my new job.
Jake: Ah, very noice.
Captain Holt: And if all goes well, tonight you might be neighbors with Greg Stickney, Assistant Manager.
Jake: Very double noice.

Quote from Charles in the episode Paranoia

Rosa: Don't worry about that stuff. The one dumb wedding thing I've always wanted was a bachelorette party.
Charles: Ah, so, cool, cool, cool. All the pressure's on that one event, cool, cool, very cool.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Night Shift

Charles: [on the phone] If he isn't taking his medicine, you could mix it in with his food.
Jake: [hanging up the phone with his walking stick] Sorry, you can deal with your sick dog later, Boyle.
Charles: Well, actually, that was about my son, Nikolaj. He's got allergies. I think we may have to go with a nasal douche.
Jake: Ah, nasal douche. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Very gross.

Quote from Jake in the episode Ava

Jake: Okay. Got it. Got it. Cool, cool, cool. No hospital. I am picking up what you're screaming down.

Quote from Gina in the episode Hostage Situation

Gina: I know it seems like I blew it, but you got to give me another crack at him.
Now that I'm aware of our fascinating past, I have all the ammo that I need.
Captain Holt: Perhaps you would've had that ammo if you had read the file Diaz offered you.
Gina: No doubt. No doubt. Gina culpa.

Quote from Jake in the episode 9 Days

Doctor: You may get painful goiter-like swelling in your neck and often extreme testicular discomfort.
Captain Holt: Okay, okay.
Jake: Cool, cool.
Captain Holt: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Jake: No doubt.

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