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Gina: So you choose your dad over me, your co-worker who hates you?

Captain Holt: Coat! Coat! Jacket! Coat! Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Gina: If Rosa had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb.

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Captain Holt: Come on, come on, Captain, pick up. Your friend Bob is secretly working for Jimmy "the Butcher" Figgis. This is a call you're gonna want to take.
Rosa: Bob must've done something to him.
Jake: Or maybe they're talking about something super boring, like potatoes or beans.

Captain Holt: White rice, brown rice. Those are just some of the rices I love.
Bob Anderson: Mmm.
Captain Holt: Also basmati.
Bob Anderson: Mmm.
Captain Holt: Uh, that's all of them now.

Bob Anderson: I should've known Agent Whealon was dirty. There were signs. He wore a V-neck once.
Captain Holt: Bob. You did nothing?
Bob Anderson: It's my greatest regret.

Bob Anderson: Would you mind getting us some food? I can't fathom eating these candies that Peralta bought us. Chocolate is the devil's carob.
Captain Holt: And carob is Satan's raisin.

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