Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

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Gina: So you choose your dad over me, your co-worker who hates you?

Gina: If Rosa had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb.

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

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Jake: So, just to recap, you left an unmarked package on a police captain's desk on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person.
Amy: Uh-huh.
Captain Holt: Bomb. There's a bomb. Everyone out! Let's go. This is not a drill.
Jake: Great gift, babe.

Boyle: Ho, ho, ho, Jake. Special delivery from Santa's elf. Merry Christmas.
"Heart Attack Soda"
Jake: Holy crap. I love this stuff. You know, technically it's just carbonated fudge.
Boyle: I know.
Jake: I thought they banned it.
Boyle: Not in Syria. They use it to induce labor in goats.

Jake: Gina, I screwed up. I forgot to get Charles anything.
Gina: Oh, well, I always knew he would die of sadness.

Jake: I was just so focused on Amy's gift that I completely spaced, and his present to me was so personal. Okay, think, what does Charles love? Gross food, tan pants, Masterchef Junior. Ooh, I could call up one of those kids and offer them a free trip to New York.
Gina: I wouldn't do that.
Jake: Right, because I'm a stranger and I shouldn't be luring them out of state. Good call.

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