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Captain Holt: Coat! Coat! Jacket! Coat! Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Captain Holt: Nothing's okay. Wuntch is circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The task force turning into a career-threatening quagmire. An Internal Affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, is everything okay? I am buffeted by the winds of my foe's enmity and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, a Captain, am no longer able to command my vessel, my precinct, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, is everything okay? I've worked the better part of my years on earth overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold, and now I feel it being ripped from my grasp, and with it the very essence of what defines me as a man. And you ask, is everything okay?

Gina: So you choose your dad over me, your co-worker who hates you?

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Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, Jake, guess who just called me?
Jake: The Jerky Boys. They're back!
Sergeant Jeffords: No. What? No.

Rosa: Why are you so excited? You don't care about those stupid books.
Jake: I actually did read all of them in prison. They are the greatest books I've ever read, and I've read "Cujo."

Sergeant Jeffords: Fourth favorite?
Rosa: Three was plenty. So was zero.

Rosa: I can never get into any of this crap. I think the reason is because it's garbage.
Jake: Rosa, I think if you just gave it a chance, you would get hooked. I mean, what is it that you do in your free time that's so cool?
Rosa: Fix up old cars and sell them to celebrities. That's why I'm friends with Tom Hardy.
Jake: Right, so we agree that we're all equally cool.

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